When you slap your buddy (in the face) with a giant piece of ham. Best done with a piece 25 ounces or bigger.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

When a bitch needs a slappin', and the hand isn't enough.

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.