Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

jeff foxworthy's mustache

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!

Perhaps the most intense form of karate known to man.

A person who has a bush so big it looks like hampsters in their pants.