A fuck boy that attends hammonton high school and participates in the following
-getting perms because they think it looks good

-fucks everything in sight
-has a girlfriends but hits up 20 other girls on the low
-think they dress good but actually look like shit

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A hammy fuckboy attends hammonton high school and participates in the following

-getting perms because they think they’re cool
-trying to fuck every girl in sight
-hits up hella girls but denies it

-thinks they dress good but look like shit