the hairs in a male's (hopefully not female's)asshole/crack that create a "hammock" like shape, home of the dingleberries

utter and total bullshit

A beard that goes from sideburn to sideburn by passing underneath the chin, thus creating a comfortable hammock for the face to rest on. Any mustache, chin, or other facial hair not included in the hammock automatically disqualifies the beard as being a hammock.

Not to be confused with the chinstrap, which has hair on the chin appearing as to grasp it like a chinstrap.

pronounced: "ham-mick"
(noun)

A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.

Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."

WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*

An object useful for carrying bananas, humans, dogs, hobos, and many more strange objects...

A place that you can hang on a tree outside and go deep with your friends. A place where you can be open to anyone and everyone will listen. No one can even describe the special words spoken and the deep meanings to the conversations had while lying in a cozy hammock without a care in the world

Slang for a hamburger with tomatoes, cheese, pickles and onions.