When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.
I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.
by Blue Balls Battalion June 09, 2014
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by Lugiratina July 28, 2014
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by Geoff Flash April 09, 2003
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The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.
Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
by infernlmagician October 15, 2009
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by Matt May 25, 2006
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A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.
The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.
by Iceman18 August 11, 2019
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