pronounced: "ham-mick"
(noun)

A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.

Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."

WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
I laid in the hammock. It was nice.
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 01, 2009
Get the merch
Get the hammock neck gaiter and mug.
someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.
"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."
by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014
Get the mug
Get a Potato hammock mug for your guy Helena.
An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Barbie Hammock mug for your daughter Zora.
Last night I had Chipotle for dinner, and now I have an Atlanta hammock.
by ScottIsHung69 March 09, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Atlanta hammock mug for your dad Günter.
When the pattern of a hammock is indented into your back.
I passed out on the hammock for 12 hours and had a bad case of hammock back when I awoke.
by Mitch G. August 14, 2006
Get the mug
Get a hammock back mug for your mate Riley.
A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
by Tibby McAwesome August 28, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Salty Hammock mug for your mom Yasemin.
When a woman's underwear, whether unintentionally or by design, rides up between her outer labia but remains covering her clitoris and inner labia. The strip of fabric harkens to the image of a small hammock for the clitoris.
This new Victoria's Secret thong is totally becoming a clit hammock.
by Greta July 11, 2004
Get the mug
Get a Clit Hammock mug for your fish Riley.