A sanitary towel of the super-size variety. Will soak up the contents of a boating lake.

The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.

making plans and not executing it at all

the hairs in a male's (hopefully not female's)asshole/crack that create a "hammock" like shape, home of the dingleberries

hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.

a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.

For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!

utter and total bullshit

A beard that goes from sideburn to sideburn by passing underneath the chin, thus creating a comfortable hammock for the face to rest on. Any mustache, chin, or other facial hair not included in the hammock automatically disqualifies the beard as being a hammock.

Not to be confused with the chinstrap, which has hair on the chin appearing as to grasp it like a chinstrap.