When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.
“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”
by toiletwaterdaughter April 29, 2021
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When you take a dump in an empty packet of chips and swing it around, before you throw it at someone.
Just be quiet Joe, otherwise I'll take your chips and give you a good Idaho Hammock!
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Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
by HoboHam April 15, 2020
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When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.
Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock
by Kunnifcuckiff January 09, 2017
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When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock
When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock
by Gmoose82 April 19, 2018
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To engage in sexual activity, usually in an outdoor or semi-public area.
Hey, did you hear? Lindsay and John was shacking the hammock last night on the roof.

I was totally shacking the hammock with her yesterday at the park.
by SketchyTea February 28, 2012
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