It all starts when a girl is sucking on your balls. You tell her to go lower, lower, lower, until she gets to your chocolate starfish. Then you flex your abs as hard as you can and blow ass in her face. If you accidentally shart you have successfully performed the infamous dirty hammer.

To go through the fabric of the universe while banging your head with both arms raised in fists (preferrably the other holding the largest beer available and the other a bottle of cheap wine, also cigarette). Weed is an excellent addition to the this holy state of mind.

To be bludgeoned with a blunt object, particularly a hammer/mallet, esepcially in the face.

Women with extremely large Breast.

as a verb: to have seriously banged a partner hard. other definitions: to have fuck in the anus.

as a noun: a tool

1. supporters of West Ham United Football Club
2. plural of hammer
3. there is no three

1. A word used when someone is either totally ripping it, or totally sucking that day at skateboarding.
2. Landing A bad ass or really hard trick.