"Because Shane is being such a dick, Broccoli Boy will hammer ass."
by Johnsoy May 29, 2008
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Sub par. Well below average. Shitty.
That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.
by Dar-Man February 10, 2012
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That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass
by Zorgo September 3, 2005
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A mechanically operated percussive device used to pound an object such as a dildo into your buddies ass.
Hey Alex, to celebrate our new legal union, I bought you and 3 horse power gasoline operated ass hammer with optional scrotum coupling device. Get ready to feel the love!!
by Nifkin Diver April 29, 2004
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1) A porn industry slang.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.

4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
I fucked I lot of hot young bitches back then...They called me Dave "The Ass Hammer" Smith back in college.

The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much

The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer

"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"

Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
by titties and cake September 10, 2004
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