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A hammel toe is basically a camel toe but it's with a fat and lesbian pussy.
Irene has a hammel toe because she is fat and plays softball.
by Edu calvo September 04, 2015
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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An alternative phrase for ‘pain in the cunt’ which can be used to describe someone who’s as numb as fuck and gets right up your fanny.
I’m sick of him talking to me. He’s nothing but a Hammeltoe.

Six friend requests in an hour? Why doesn’t he get the message! Bloody Hammeltoe.
by bannedfromourgroup March 21, 2020
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