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A term named after the rapper Charles Hamilton, this can refer to either a singular or series of unlucky events for the particular person in question. It can run the gamut from something breaking down into a misunderstanding where one pisses off another person unintentionally and gets snuffed in the process, or doing something where one can have the entire population of a particular territory ready to take turns kicking the one being hamiltoned's ass.

It can also lead to that person's disappearance after a series of these unlucky events.
"I had a bad day at the office today. I got told to fuck off by my boss, Pam in accounting is threatening me with a sexual harassment lawsuit, and Chaz won't stop fucking sending me YouTube videos that were funny a year ago. Oh, and Michael sucker punched me when I was heading out on my lunch break! I got hamiltoned today, fml!"

"Charles Hamilton first got punched in the face on camera by his girlfriend, then had the entire community of the Detroit rap scene ready to lay the smackdown on him after a random series of events involving J Dilla. After dropping off the face of the Earth, it was safe to assume that he got hamiltoned."
by HellBoy3K September 09, 2009
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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