Highest degree of drunkeness before death.
After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.
by Herbie Hamhock June 06, 2003
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The soft, jiggly, meaty part of a womans thighs. Usually observed on an Big Beautiful Woman or BBW for short.
1.) Fabio gently kissed her hamhocks while slowly, making his way up to her clitoris, before ravaging her with his erect penis.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.
by shemakesgoodsammichs October 22, 2013
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A chic who is a very, very good lay!
I hooked up with this chic Mandy lastnight!
What a Hamhock!
by dixiedog November 16, 2003
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A sheet of netted or sheet material you tie between two vertical objects and lie in to relax.
"Dude, I'm gonna take this fruity cocktail over to the palm trees and lie in the hamhock."
by aioue April 30, 2009
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