A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.

someone who is sexy beyond mean

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush

Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off