Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

...schedule and eating habits, written by a third rate reporter who knows nothing about me. I will often be in the Oval Office late into the night & read see that I am angrily eating a hamberger & Diet Coke in my bedroom. People with me are always stunned, Anything to demean!

Damn bro that's a thick lookin Hamberger can I have a bite of them buns