hammered stoned...meaning you have drunk alot of liquor and smoked a lot of weed at the same period of time to the point where you are hammered stoned....ham'd

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

Hamd. A girl who is loyal, and always has her friends' backs. She is also extremely dependable. She is super sweet and liked by everyone. She loves youtube and tells great stories. Hamd is also nocturnal and is always awake during the night to answer any of the problems that might arise. Everyone needs a Hamd in their life.

A word originally created while texting. It's too complicated to spell out the phrase "I'm hammered" so instead, it is replaced with"I'm HAMD."

A word that means extremely intoxicated.

While using this word in everyday conversation, other words like HAMD derive from it such as yelling out "HAM SANDWICH" and "HAMMAGE." When a bunch of your friends are all drunk together and you see one another, you stop, point, and yell HAM SANDWICH!

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