The cover charge was $20, and he wasn't earning much money at his job, so I agreed to go halvsies with him.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

Wanna go halvsies on an eightzee ball and hit the strip club?
Fuck yeah man. Let's get turnt and halvsie dat Uber too.

That smoking hot chick ran at you naked and you still didn't have sex with her? Nice job halvsies.