Urban Dictionary: halv

Peach Halves

The outermost lips of a vagina that resemble two halves of a peach with a slit down the middle.

Layshla has some scrumptious peach halves.

by Guitarpro2006 April 23, 2013

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Go halves

To split the cost of a purchase in two with another person.

"Do you want to go halves?", "Let's go halves", "Can we go halves?", etc

by Mateo74 November 13, 2013

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cantalope halves

A woman's perfect (booty)or ass.

"Damn! Lookit the cantalope halves on Kayla!"

by ChChChChia January 31, 2008

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halve a baby

2am, you're just...about...to fall asleep...WAH!!! Your baby starts crying and now you have to go tend to it. Then it throws up on you, then poops and pees everywhere. It's driving you crazy.

It just won't stop crying, I swear I'm gonna halve a baby!

I'm getting to that place in my life where I'm seriously thinking of halving a baby. #TheyAreLoud - morgan_murphy

by brotheratom September 09, 2010

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Halves

Half on ounce of weed

Buyer: Bro, got any halves?
Seller: Yeah skrrt skrrt

by Biblical_stoner420 May 17, 2018

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Halved

Cut in half by a machete.

If anybody knew I didnt get halved on accident Dewey, they'd quarter you.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

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Halved

Cut in half, torn in half.

1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.

2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.

3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020

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