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Halp is a term used when a man brags he can suck his own dick. Halp is also used in primedice.com among a small crowd that has a circle suck off competition for attention.
"Halp guys"
"halpppppppppppppppppppppppppp"
"OMG HALP"
by CaptHowdy919 April 11, 2017
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Halp is the intentional misspelling of the word help. Halp is usually used as a trap in order to catch gay boys.
Sarah: Ugh! I hate this class! Send halp!
Mark Infante: help*
by Not a Liar March 13, 2015
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Halp is another word for Help. It's a word to attract species to come lend a hand or voice. It won't do anything when you need help escaping Dexter. :)
"HALP I'm being stalked for 1 day to a week, maybe a month if i'm sneaky. I then got injected with an animal tranquilizer. I was undressed and wrapped in plastic wrap, with the room full of plastic wrap to keep fingerprints and blood out of the room. There's a strange man that is kind of handsome. He was probably the one who tranquilized me. He's showing me pictures of the women and men i've killed. I am crying right now, can you hear it? Ahh. He then stabs me. I am dea..." (This was one sentence, I just added periods because i'm on my period. Thank you.)
by Doht Cahm August 13, 2019
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Means you wanna say help, but you'rean idiot and spell tihngs wrong.
Person 1 :Hey gurl i ned halp

Person 2: *girl *I *need *help

Person 2: smh
by Phantom Tollbooth2003 November 29, 2018
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