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A game that is ironically fun to play even though all it takes to win is to be a pussy and camp with the sword, rocket launcher, sniper rifle, or any combination of the two, AND considering alot of people who play online are whiney bitches who make lame-ass excuses everytime they lose
Joe schmo: DUDE we lost by 1 kill. I can't believe it!!!

Bob Schmob: Yeah, that was gay. We got noobed by the sniper whore the whole match.

Red team at post game lobby: Haha, good game guys.

Blue team at post game lobby: That was the gayest, most bullshitty match ever. You cheated you fucking standbyers. I'm gonna report you to bungie you litte faggots.
by kakaka May 29, 2005
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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1.Possibly the only reason my cousins come over now and why we see them so frequently, as well as our fruit bowl which they gladly take advantage of. They really need to get their own Xbox and Halo 2 game.
2. The sequel to Halo:Combat Evolved.
3. Is one of the greatest games ever and is the reason I get up early on holiday mornings so I can play it more.
4. The game before Halo 3 which will be the fastest selling video game in the universe. Much like the seventh Harry Potter book which everyone will have a copy of in a matter of minutes.
Phone rings.

Cousins: Can we come over today?
Me: You just want to play Halo 2 again don't you?
Cousins: Well, we do like your fruit bowl too, we don't get pears at home.
Me: Well, seeing as we've seen you almost everyday for the easter holidays, my mum is now used to seeing you. Repeatedly.
Cousins: YAY!

Mum: I've just come back from shopping.I have the real grapes, and the decoy grapes for when they come over.....
by Fiona Hildred April 12, 2007
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An unhealthy but equally enjoyable alternative to sex.
Girl: Hey baby want to go all the way tonight?

Guy: Get out of here bitch, I've got Halo 2.
by its a boy February 12, 2007
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One of the best First Person Shooters out there. The only games that come close to it are the original Halo, also for xbox, and Goldeneye, for N64. The game is most fun online in Xbox Live mulitplayer.
"I totally owned those guys in Halo2!"
by PhantomShifty May 31, 2005
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Something that abruptly halted any interest in the outside world. In this game, I saw a balance so pure it erased all meaning of many things I once considered significant. This game has now become my world.
Call me a loser. Tell me I have no life. I'll show you how much I care.

Halo 2 is awesome.
by friend of bob September 25, 2005
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