"In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it."

A holiday where we encourage our children to beg for food.

a day for Tricks and Treats

Halloween is the one day of the year were people dress up in their ridiculous costumes and run from house to house banging on people’s doors and stealing their candy.

The one day of the year you can beg strangers for food and not get told to fuck off. As long as you're dressed up like a ghost/the devil/transvestite.
Yes we in the West are quite normal,thank you.

the day I get away with scaring little kids.

The time of the year when you pass out candy to fat children.