The only day (especially in a cathothic school) when you look forward to being alive to get high on candy.

Where people go outside wearing weird spooky shit and onesies and come to piss you off by ringing your doorbell and begging for candy.

The day before no nut November starts and you fap as much as you can.

The day you will get to dress in any attire desired (naked is an option). Takes place on October 31st.

Halloween is when a bunch of fat little kids go running around house to house looking for candy.

The only day when you get to take candy from a stranger without possibly getting kidnapped

The only day when you get to take candy from a stranger without possibly getting kidnapped