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When you bone someone then shit in their bed and leave. A properly performed halifax special will leave the unsuspecting victim thinking they involuntarily released a steaming loaf while asleep.
The other day after scarfing a giant burrito I gave my ex a halifax special that was especially stank.
by UCSF Genentech March 17, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018