Eric is not fat, but hes not skinny, therefore he's a halften. He's not boring, but hes certainly not fun, so he's a halften. He doesn't love bars, but he definitely doesnt hate bars, he's a halften. He's not a good athlete, but hes not a bad athlete, hes more like a halften. He's not ugly, but hes not George Clooney so hes a halften

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”