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a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.
Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.
Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
by ka-jay-jay July 22, 2008
Jun 14 Word of the Day
Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.
Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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(v.)- To shit violently in reaction to eating food purchased from a Manhattan street vendor of Middle Eastern descent. Usually this action takes place within 4 hours of consuming the "food".
The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
The feeling one gets in one's stomach before needing to halal is referred to halalitude, meaning that the IED is about to detonate. Preferably one can make it to a restroom in time to halal hastily into an armored porcelain bowl. Even in these circumstances, bloodshed is almost certain.
Mark: "Oh fuck, I'm not feeling too good. I might halal myself on this train."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."
Chris: "Why the fuck did you buy that gyro from the Hajji stand outside of Penn Station? You know that dune coon was just selling you an IED to drop down your stomach and give it some real halalitude..."
Mark: "I was drunk and starving, what do you want?... Oh shit, here comes the suicide bomb..."
by Hajji Singh May 23, 2012
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Someone halal, means they follow the values of religion, particularly Islam. They’re like saints, they just do good. Not to be compared with halal food which is just the different way muslims eat they’re meat.
X: “OMG, Elias is literally so hot, and he’s halal too”
Y: “ gurll you gonna have to get him to meet your momma”
Y: “ gurll you gonna have to get him to meet your momma”
by Lindadinda April 30, 2019
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1). Plant eating animals like goats, cows, chickens, lambs, e.t.c which are slaughtered in the Islamic way is called 'Halal' or 'Halal meat'.
2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.
2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.
by Anonymous August 09, 2003
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An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".
Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."
Sammy- "Who's?"
Steve- "Oh, you know."
Joe- "Krystal's."
Kevin- "HALAL"
Sammy- "Who's?"
Steve- "Oh, you know."
Joe- "Krystal's."
Kevin- "HALAL"
by kebonggg July 07, 2010