Jerald: Looks like we have to walk all the way back to the train station, about 1.2 miles.
Tommy: Dude WTF that shits gonna be a Haj! cant we just take a taxi?
by mydogsballs March 24, 2022
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HAJ - Half A Job

Used to indicate an event where someone has clearly got fucked off mid-way through a task and got someone else to finish it for them (or even just passed it off as complete when it blatently isn't)
For fuck's sake Diddly, do I have to finish off everything you do. that's such a fucking HAJ!

I wouldn't be surprised if you don't give me a shout mid-way though an angry one and get me to finish it off for you.
by Diddly October 20, 2004
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another word for "spunk" or "gentlemen's juice"
david blaine hajed all over his glass box, as he was bored and had nothing else to do.
by D. Hine October 12, 2003
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its an alternative word that means sperm, ejaculate, wank
im gonna go and haj
all slave work and no haj makes saminda a very deprived boy
the haj was warm and fresh
by =CC= October 19, 2003
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When you’re walking in the Middle East and have to take a shit, so you lift your man dress and go where ever you please.
Man I have to take a shit. Go do the Haj Squat by the bushes.
by Niceguysfinishfirst May 18, 2018
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Funny as fuck like sooooo funny I think I died multiple times from laughing and is the most sweetest and caring person 🥺
Me: peaches is bae😍
Thicc haj : lit rally luv egg zackly

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Thicc haj : Haha this is so funny omg I almost spit out my venti Carmel Frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in Extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder
by Hiplsdontkillmelora:) December 20, 2019
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