The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.
I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.
by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011
The act of combing a random guys pubes. Whilst sitting on a 18 inch rubber fist and lip syncing shitty one direction songs.
Excuse me good sir, may I have a turn quaffing your pubes? Hold on, let me sit this down right here. And oooh oooh love is music girl. I want to smell your squirrel. One direction up my love cave. My heart your gonna save. Ooh oooh yeah girl. Hairy Stylz you touch baby dicks, and sing like a chick thats really sick.
by ThrashRipRock October 09, 2020
My balls are squeaky clean, but now my bathtub is covered in a illusivly high about of pubes and suds, this dirties the tub. My tub has hairy suds
by Shitposting_Xtreme February 26, 2018
Boat guy that plays in waters off the Baja coast....not to smart but smart enough to make a pirate grin and the ladies flash their teeth.
by Capt. Benito March 10, 2017
The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.
Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.
by spissatus February 16, 2019