Urban Dictionary: hairie

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.

Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.

by Philclowns February 13, 2008

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An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!

Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!

by methilmings November 24, 2011

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Hairy Wang

a Wang that is so damn hairy. A Wang covered in luscious locks of hair.

Damn dude, you have a hairy wang!

by HarambeIsAlive December 06, 2016

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Hairy worm

when you take your pubic hair and twist it into a wormlike shape and let it stay in that form... it will look like a hairy worm

Sal: oh my fucking god i just got the longest hairy worm ever its so fucking hairy and fucking fucking sexy as fucking fuck come look at it fucking now

Phuck: OH MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GOD I WANT TO CHEW ON IT FUCKING NOW

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 06, 2021

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Hairy Mango

Basically a tongue kiss by surprise. Or when least not expected.

Scenario 1:
Aww man, Matt gave Kylie a hairy mango!

Scenario 2:
Sam: Im soo pissed right now!
Olivia: Omg why!?
Sam: Griffin gave me a hairy mango!
Oliva: That fag bitch!
Sam: I know!
Olivia: Want Starbucks?

by baeornahh June 26, 2014

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hairy nublet

The act of simultaneously being hairy AND a nublet, ultimately resulting in the lowest of all lowly insults for gamers and or any other forms of life.

"Dude, Bobby, you hairy nublet, what did i tell you about making sweet sweet love to watermelons?"

by JMoneyMillionaire June 16, 2008

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Hairy Styles

Hairy Styles a type of barber.

Hairy Styles is a barber. Not to be confused with Harry Styles the singer.

by ehfiuhowijoije2io May 21, 2020

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