A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.
I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.
by WileECoyote February 15, 2012
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A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
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