A way for parents to fucking mutilate your head. For middle to lower class blue collar families, usually done so Bubba can get a nice buzzcut ot in my casr, top keep em "from gettin too emo on us...hahahaha!
I had my hair cut because it was "in my eyes, ive never heard such bullshit
mom:hey zack let's go to sportsclips to get your scalp raped i mean get a haircut!

me:how about you save me some time and cut my wrist now!
by zack the former emo May 16, 2007
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a slang term meaning to pop off for a sly wank when friends and family think you are somewhere else.
"Where's John?"

"Oh, he's gone for a haircut!"

"Dirty wanker!"
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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A haircut is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair. This is different than the trimming of one's hair, which is by definition, trimming off the split ends.
Emily will be giving Joe a haircut when he loses their CPA exam bet.
by tcufrog08 July 20, 2008
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A Girl/Guy goes down on their partner, cuts off their pubic hair with a scissor, puts it in their mouth, than stands up and spits it back in their face.
"Oh bro you do not want to know what happened last night I got the best haircut from that chick from the hair salon"

"I give my boyfriend 2 haircuts if hes good :)"

"I give haircuts for cheap"

"I love when a bitch goes down and gives me the finest haircut"

" Im your mother and I dont want you going around school giving people haircuts"
by Kevin Wiggyworth November 13, 2009
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Heroin, especially that of the black-tar variety, biatch.
"Dude, where can I buy me some/a haircut?"
by Philly Phil April 12, 2003
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a person who is a metrosexual toughguy. they dress metrosexual and always pluck eyebrows and gel hair ect. and to tell themselves they are actually male they try to act tough and get in fights
that bar was fun but there was way to many haircuts there.

see "my new haircut" on youtube
by sam zerg September 22, 2007
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