An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

An individual who has a fetish for sniffing peoples hair. The habitual hair sniffer will often try to sneak a sniff or whiff any chance they have. The hair sniffer thinks he is being covert, but the victim is left disgusted and violated.