Urban Dictionary: hair gel

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight

that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel

by DirtyD23 November 29, 2010

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Any brown kid that gels his hair everyday to look like a guido. Often the gel gets to this persons head, making his vocabulary and grammar incorrect/limited/ made up.

Holy crap look at that sams hair gel.

by carsonbitches February 21, 2011

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Dutch Hair Gel

When a man ejaculates in another's hair, causing it to stick like hair gel.

Ben Stiller gave that one girl some dutch hair gel in "There's something about Mary".

by Señor Heisenberg April 13, 2016

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Garrett's Hair Gel

1. The main ingredient of cheetos
2. Cancer cure
3. Phat poot

Let me take a hit of Garrett's hair gel.

by GrotSner October 02, 2019

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homeless hair gel

When you cum in your hand and put it it your hair.

I ran out of hairspray this morning, so I used some homeless hair gel.

by RyMcI12 September 01, 2019

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Hair Gel Thief

A male who whilst at his girlfriends mothers house sneaks into her room and steals her hair gel

Stephen is a right hair gel thief

by misi666 November 06, 2009

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New Jersey Hair Gel

When you cum in some chick's hair.

DUDE, DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A NEW JERSEY HAIR GEL!!!! THAT'S GONNA TAKE ME, LIKE, A FUCKING HOUR TO WASH OUT!!!!!!

by Samwell52408801245 May 11, 2011

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