"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

At the party last night, Jacob was such a Hair Burner.

I told LaFonda all those damn hairburners at that big-name cosmetology school would ruin her weave!

HAIR BURNER!!