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someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis
abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.
by el capitano December 12, 2004
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty
Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!
by radmax May 20, 2005
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