Slang: A very old man
Similar to the term "Hag", which mean an extremely old and generally unattractive woman.
Similar to the term "Hag", which mean an extremely old and generally unattractive woman.
Woman: Whoa, did you see that 90-year-old hitting on that girl, she's like... young enough to be his great-granddaughter.
Man: Yeah, Heffy is quite a creep of a haggis.
Man: Yeah, Heffy is quite a creep of a haggis.
by MicahMischief February 13, 2012
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A woman who has been through a full round of the Scottish Army at any point in her life, as referred to by the men involved in said activity.
by BTLighting February 02, 2011
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I'd like to know what sort of Hannibal Lecter first thought of chopping up a sheep's innards, stuffing them into its own stomach, and serving it up to guests as a dish called haggis.
by J.A. Prufrock November 16, 2006
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A magical creature which spouts a mountain of lies and bullshit. Usually Ginger and small, it is a very unsociable creature and does not trust anyone.
A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.
A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.
Haggis: Wanna Ride In My Ferrari?
Haggis: Im not brining in my driving lisence cos you will steal it
Haggis: Every girl fancies me
Haggis: Ive been to jail
Haggis
Haggis: Im not brining in my driving lisence cos you will steal it
Haggis: Every girl fancies me
Haggis: Ive been to jail
Haggis
by Barrel B0y May 20, 2009
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<Becky> your such a skanky haggis Mel
<Mel> Yeh well at least im not a mouldy one with baby poo hair
<Mel> Yeh well at least im not a mouldy one with baby poo hair
by Melecky May 19, 2003
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by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 02, 2005
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"you know guys, it's not called haggis, it's a douche. a douche is a strange meal which consists of pieces of an animal, a sheep i think, cooked in his stomach inside the animal." -Meemo
by Roflcopterist Extraordinaire July 24, 2006
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