"Now, sneaking up slowly, we find my brother in his natural habitat. Eating all my food to survive the next 5 minutes."

I've been jabbed

I wish you'd do a reno on your habitat; the floorboards are crusty and covered in woodlice.
Moose is really living up to his name!--his wall vines are not well-kept and some of the broken terrarium glass is still on the ground.