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The guy who Never knows the answer to any question.

HAHAHAH Sry aram😂👏🏼
Person 1: Damn thats a real haaf!

Person 2: I would say he is a Salami.
by Aramisalami123haaf February 02, 2017
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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High as a mf
Dude I'm HAAF rn👽

Nicethings was HAAF at the wedding
by Nicethings Mr.Baked July 02, 2021
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Best Guy in the World, has a large dick and women love him, he is smart and cute and has many friends
Omg there's Haaf!
by Aram234 January 31, 2017
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