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Felicia: Hey Shaniqua look at that hot boy there.
Shaniqua: Omg you are such an h2hoe, bye Felicia!
by TyroneDarkerThanBlack November 03, 2015
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Someone who drinks all yo damn water!
Parker: "Hey babe, can I have some water?"
Karen: "Sure honey!"
*Karen passes Parker some of her water*
*Parker proceeds to chug all the water without any regard*
Karen: "STOP! You are such a H2Hoe!"
by ImNotLifted March 08, 2018
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When the hoes to thersty
"she so thersty you can call her a H2 HOE"
by Not Caden from school August 02, 2019
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