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Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
Everyone should have a Hákon in their lives.
by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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Håkon is a synonym for more powerfull than God!!!

(you wish you had this name!!!(I know it!))
Hi I`m Håkon!!
Hi I`m more powerfull than God!!
by More powerfull than God April 13, 2009
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The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.
He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
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We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.
by DoItNowNotLater March 07, 2016
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Hákon is a name for a very hot and sexy Icelander. Hákon Is also an MS fuckboy who likes to be a disappointment to his family.
1 am

Girl: .....
Hákon: u up?
by Gamligaur December 04, 2019
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Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
Oh, Hákon, I'm so glad to have you in my life.
by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
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A very normal name for a gay person. Håkon loves to fuck guys and suck dick everyday
Look there’s a Håkon, he got to be GAY.
by Håkon M September 11, 2019
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