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Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
Everyone should have a Hákon in their lives.
by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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Håkon is a synonym for more powerfull than God!!!

(you wish you had this name!!!(I know it!))
Hi I`m Håkon!!
Hi I`m more powerfull than God!!
by More powerfull than God April 13, 2009
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The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.
He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
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We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.
by DoItNowNotLater March 07, 2016
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Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.
Oh, Hákon, I'm so glad to have you in my life.
by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013
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A very hot and sexy man. The name Hákon is often associated with MS fuckboys.
1 am

Girl: ......
Hákon: u up?💦
by Gamligaur December 04, 2019
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A very normal name for a gay person. Håkon loves to fuck guys and suck dick everyday
Look there’s a Håkon, he got to be GAY.
by Håkon M September 11, 2019
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