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A term that refers to any chain/collective of pimp-ass fitness establishments of the same name & business model, whether small, large, local, national, or international in size. Usually owned/operated by stone cold swole OGs, these gyms unite under a common vision & spirit: provide an oasis for the underswole with space & tools to generate MAXIMUM FUCKING HYPERTROPHY, FAM.
Sid Skinnylimbs: "I'm just a hardgainer, man. Doomed to have twig legs lol."
Swole Patrol Cole: "Nah, dude. You're just a lil bitch. Don't be scared of the gains Peace out on Planet Fitness & work out @ the gympire. They got all the goods to step ya size up. Plus there's a location in your neck of the woods."
Sid Skinnylimbs: "You're right." *legs grow 1 inch in diameter after simple acknowledgement*
Swole Patrol Cole *disappears in a plume of pre-workout powder*
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by Mista Holden It Down September 06, 2018
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Used to describe (generally female) imagery that's suggestive, but in a PG-13 sense rather than an R or above sense.
I didn't have any porn saved on my phone so I fapped to some cheesecake instead.
by atma505 October 06, 2018
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