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(Noun): A person who sucks farts out of dead chickens.
Damn, that gweed has some ragged-ass breath, and it's no wonder why!
by The Original Gweed March 19, 2003
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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Another word for guido.
AKA, a greasy self obsessed Italian representing that of puma or adidas clothing, idolizing muscle milk, hgh, and power bars. The super gweed finds himself (usually not of the female variety) even obligated to wear baby powder from time to time if only half a bottle of cologne is present (not enough). and last but not least they emulate Gatti's.
Gweed quotes:

"eh two heinakens"
"got ne moose?"
"Eh jerry, should i wear a shirt under this sweater?"
"Eh Leroy, u think dis looks good with my chest hairs poppin outt my wife beat?"
"fuck me, wears my pube comb? ahh fuck it ill use my tooth brush"
by Savo93 February 02, 2009
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Slang) Short for "good weed." Created by Rogue, and Silver.

Proper) A Baffoon, someone stupid, retarded, idiot, ect.

See Also: Gweedis, Weedis.
Damn that's some Gweed, Dude!!!
by .::Rogue::. April 06, 2006
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Bones made of a recently discovered mineral 10 times harder than diamond. Beat the hulk when 3 years old while juggeling 3 school busses at the time. So bad that Lucifer himself is afraid of his impending arrival to hell.
G.Weed benched more than me and it made me feel bad.
by Daniel Barker January 24, 2006
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