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To gobble a man's penis with vigor. Often a woman will make a "gwarf" sound when taking the whole length in at once.
She was so worked up when I whipped my dick out she immediately gwarfed it.
by Balsaroni May 03, 2003
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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new nation pastime: to swim down the the bottom of a swimming pool and fart, then try to bite all the bubbles before they reach the top
Let's eat fat burritos and then go gwarfing at the local pool
by Jigga Who? June 06, 2005
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A really funny word to say, used as a swear.
Ex. 1:

"You suck!"
"Go Gwarf yourself"

Ex. 2
GWARF! DAMMIT! I almost landed that!
by Bardon! November 12, 2006
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