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A girl who willingly and enthusiastically drinks not one but two 16oz cups of two different people's piss.
Bridget: If you piss in a cup I'll drink it.
Jon: Here you go, that's 16 oz. of my piss.
Bridget pounds the contents of the cup.
Bridget: See I told you you could drink piss and it didn't hurt you.
Jon proceeds to puke 3 times.
Ashley(said in a Cockney Accent): 'Ello Guzzla
by PSK480 March 21, 2008
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A person who is oblivious to his or her own stupidity. Someone from the town of Winchendon Massachusetts who drinks way too much alcohol at the local American Legion.
Let's get out of here, this place is full of guzzlas.

Even though he means well he's still a guzzla.
by Johnny Snowpants December 14, 2011
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