by Starsprinkle June 01, 2017
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by capsule May 28, 2016
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When you have a technical problem you can't fix, but when you try to demonstrate it to an expert, it magically goes away, leaving you looking dumb.
"My PC was bluescreening all day, whenever I moved my mouse, but when I tried to show the IT guy what was happening, it worked fine and it hasn't happened again. Total Guru Effect."
by Garignak December 12, 2014
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When an absolutely insanely gorgeous beautiful woman is intensely staring at her computer and learning like a guru. It's a total package if she is gorgeous ad intelligent.
My fiance is a total gorgeous guru. I watch football and she learns things in her computer at the same time. This usually results in a symbiotic relationship.
by Challbaby82 October 01, 2016
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A beauty guru is a DIY, makeup, and youtube enthusiast. Common characteristics include: a vally girl accent, lip injections, and a shitty nose job. More often then not beauty gurus have promotion codes for brands and items no one wants to buy on youtube.
by yokesonyokes January 24, 2017
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The master of Jew-Jitsu, Ninjews, Jew Fu, King Jew, inventor of the Ninja Star-of-David, and master of all Hebrew Martial arts. He is the Guru of all that is Jewish
by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005
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The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.
Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets.
Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets.
"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing crystals?"
"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."
"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."
by Opprobrium May 02, 2018
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