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1 : a personal religious teacher and spiritual guide in Hinduism
2 a : a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern
b : one who is an acknowledged leader or chief proponent c : a person with knowledge or expertise
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by Beavis111 April 13, 2006
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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Gurus: a frequent or favorite companion who causes extreme love and adoration in the heart of their admirer
- side effects may include emotional breakdowns, depression, sleep deprivation, spotty eating habits, weight loss, excessive distress, French sobbing noises, extra anxiety, sexual overload/sexual deprivation, /FOREVERALONE, and mild hysteria.
so about the guru... i have two options:

1. to suck it up and stop being a little bitch

2. leave her...
and the latter just won't happen any time and y'all said i should just leave her today? if only it were so easy! it's just so complex and she and i really do have good times mostmostmost of the time! <3
I love my guru!
by AgentQ January 17, 2011
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Guru is a learned man, He shares his knowledge and enlighten all ignorant and works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting knowledge.
Sree Narayana Guru worked for the uplifting of the downtrodden.
Guru Nanak.
by Sarath R January 30, 2006
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One dope ass rapper- Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal......also a member of the duo Gangsarr (with Dj Premiere)
Guru quote:
.....Face bruised and battered/ eyes reflect agony of dreams dat wuz shattered......
Jazzmatazz vol. III.ft the roots.trk 7.
by Endo Allah( Nnaemeka Ajoku) December 09, 2003
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someone who is an expert at gymming and is very fit.
Bilal: “that guy has such a nice back and sexy calves I bet he’s a Guru”
by FreeEpstein May 04, 2021
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