Rainforrest killer: "Hey Gurt hows it going"
Grant: "My name is pronounced "Grant" not "Gurt" asswipe"
Rainforrest killer: "Ok Gurt"
Grant: "My name is pronounced "Grant" not "Gurt" asswipe"
Rainforrest killer: "Ok Gurt"
by Donald Trumpalumpa March 21, 2017
i gently grasped the long shaft, and slid my to fingers and thumb up the long tube quickly and with passion, the next thing i know i was being gurtted on from my yogurt tube.
by LennyBooBoo February 7, 2022
by KPRT89 May 4, 2019
a word used in such scenarios that other words may not be appropriate so thus gurts is introduced. It can mean anything and those involved in the conversation know what it means by the context surrounding it. Usually used in less serious situations
by knifeinflavor123 February 3, 2010
by AjHitThemWithaGurt February 20, 2020
The term used to refer to small, fat little girls who have hair that glows as ginger as the sun. Often seen munching burgers and breathing heavily, they are very shy when outside their natural habitat of fast food establishments where they enjoy sitting with fugly fugs and bathing in grease.
Person 1: Oh my god, try not to laugh but there's a gurt coming down the corridor....
Person 2: Are you serious!? I hear if you look directly at one you put on 10 stone!!
Person 2: Are you serious!? I hear if you look directly at one you put on 10 stone!!
by Dracil malfeenan November 2, 2010