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E's, pills, ecstacy. Due to the unsightly gurning experienced by ravers under the influence of.
I'm gonna see (insert dealer name here) for a bag of gurners.
by rasko September 12, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Common nickname for somebody demonstrating side effects of the drug extacy, often resulting in full facial contortions.
"Look at that gurner over there, he looks like he's trying to comb his hair with his lip!!!".
by Jonny Gurns April 05, 2006
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Drug fucked individual at a rave. Also used to describe a post drug fucked individual who is doing/saying really stupidly funny shit in their scattered state.

Stems from ancient scottish traditions of having gurner competitions which were competitions in facial contortion to pull ugly faces.
did you see that gurner in the nrg room with twenty fucking glowsticks, not to mention the fucking whistle?!?
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a penguin wearing a jacket, what are you going on about you gurner?
by Calis March 28, 2003
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An alternative name for an ecstacy or MDMA tablet.

Comes from the jaw-clenching and eye-rolling effects of the drug.
Hey, guys, you fancy getting some gurners tonight?

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I can't listen to dance music without gurners.
by Plush Terry August 05, 2004
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A useless idiot, born with no skills expect for the art of bullshiting. Also known as a gurnie boy.
Geoff Wilson, a known salesman who exceeded himself in the art of 'gurning'
by Berni Man May 26, 2004
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