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The 'gunni' is the name in New Zealand for a method of smoking marijuana involving a small amount of tobacco being placed in a thin metal tube placed in water in a (usually) plastic bottle (G-Force are preferred). In lay mans terms its a bong without a shottie and no cone piece. The tobacco is used in place of a gauze and for its headrush effect.

Light suction is applied to the bottle as a lighter is placed a reasonable distance away from the tube until all of the weed is burnt, as this occurs the gunni-er inhales powerfully on the bottle which sucks the burnt pot and the tobacco through the tube into the water, acting as a shottie effect and clearing the gunni.

These are also known as poppers
"Oi simo pass us the gunni mate"

"Right, lets go home and back some gunnis"

"Lets use your gunni, mines a bitch"
by The Gunni Master May 11, 2008
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Gunni - Real gangsta niggas do not find anything "funny" because laughing makes them un-gangsta. So in order for a gangster to laugh without destroying his street rep, they say something is gunni (gangsta AND funny)
"I watched TV and this kid got shot to death. It was gunni."
by boozec October 10, 2009
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Günni is one of many depressed gamers.
Aka DerRaaabe
some random dude (aka lolk): *servermutes Günni*
Günni: *to somebody else* Can u unmute me?
Somebody else: ofc
by Threety December 20, 2019
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