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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

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the white crusted semen and poop that one gets around the butthole after anal sex

When your son walks in on you beating your wife with your sons favourite action figure(Oliver the toothpaste), and your son starts stabbing the neighbours dog with an odd shaped avocado for revenge.

(N) A situation in which one is owned, two to three times, vigourously, the entire state of affairs usually ending with balls in ones face.
(V) To own or otherwise destroy your foe utterly.

The flubber that reside underneath an obese individuals chin. Often resembles the vocal sac below a frogs mouth